Captain's Log, Stardate 10.27.2009
I’m not known for my neat eating, so the other day, I dropped something on my T-shirt, right in front.
Now, it wasn’t a HUGE mess, just a dime-sized drop. Okay, maybe a quarter sized drop.
Captain Caffeine looks at it in dismay. “You’ve got something on your T-shirt.”
“I know, I spilled something.” Not a surprise. “I think it’s caramel sauce.”
The Captain eyes the brown dot. “Wait, is that my T-shirt?”
“No, I pulled it out of my drawer.”
“I think it is my T-shirt.” He looks at the tag. “X-Large. It is my T-shirt!”
“It was in my drawer so I thought it was mine.”
“Don’t you check the size when you put on a shirt?”
“No, because you gave me some of your T-shirts to wear.”
“I didn’t give you that one.”
I shrug. “You must have put it in my laundry basket and I washed it and put it in my drawer.”
“It could have fallen out of my hamper into your laundry basket.”
I sniff. “I am not responsible for laundry droppage.”
I’m not known for my neat eating, so the other day, I dropped something on my T-shirt, right in front.
Now, it wasn’t a HUGE mess, just a dime-sized drop. Okay, maybe a quarter sized drop.
Captain Caffeine looks at it in dismay. “You’ve got something on your T-shirt.”
“I know, I spilled something.” Not a surprise. “I think it’s caramel sauce.”
The Captain eyes the brown dot. “Wait, is that my T-shirt?”
“No, I pulled it out of my drawer.”
“I think it is my T-shirt.” He looks at the tag. “X-Large. It is my T-shirt!”
“It was in my drawer so I thought it was mine.”
“Don’t you check the size when you put on a shirt?”
“No, because you gave me some of your T-shirts to wear.”
“I didn’t give you that one.”
I shrug. “You must have put it in my laundry basket and I washed it and put it in my drawer.”
“It could have fallen out of my hamper into your laundry basket.”
I sniff. “I am not responsible for laundry droppage.”
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