Thursday, August 20, 2009

None of that sissy stuff

Captain's Log, Stardate 08.20.2009

Camy here: I know I just posted a joke, but I'm sick today and this cheered me up. :)

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card--just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--after I laugh my butt off!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.


  1. This is cool! I already emailed it to all my friends!

  2. Awesome! I am so TOTALLY sending this to all my friends! And BTW, I love it much more than all the other friend memes I've seen. It completely describes the relationship between my friends and me!


  3. Love it! Love it! Don't have ten friends to send it to, but at least I have more than 4 (5, to be exact).

    And Sasafras, it describes me and my friends too!