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Captain's Log, Stardate 08.20.2009
Camy here: I know I just posted a joke, but I'm sick today and this cheered me up. :)
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card--just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--after I laugh my butt off!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Camy here: I know I just posted a joke, but I'm sick today and this cheered me up. :)
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card--just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--after I laugh my butt off!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
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~Sasafras
And Sasafras, it describes me and my friends too!
Erin