Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Farting joke

Captain's Log, Stardate 08.19.2009

I got this joke from a friend who shall remain nameless in case it embarrasses her. This joke is a little gross but it's SO funny!

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


  1. LOL! I had to pass this along to my hubby. He's always up for a good joke, even farting jokes!

  2. Oh. My. Gosh. I don't usually laugh out loud, but that was GREAT!

  3. I got this in an email recently! It is TOO funny!! Winnie, I had to share it with my hubby as well. LOL

    Thanks Camy, I needed that this morning!

    ~ Lori

  4. Holy moly that was funny! Nice!

  5. OMGOODNESS! Lovely! Thanks for the joke Camy, and tell your friend I said thanks too.

    * Honey

  6. I don't usually like these types of jokes, but this one cracked me up.