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Farting joke

Captain's Log, Stardate 08.19.2009

I got this joke from a friend who shall remain nameless in case it embarrasses her. This joke is a little gross but it's SO funny!

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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  1. WinnieWed Aug 19, 05:31:00 AM 2009

    LOL! I had to pass this along to my hubby. He's always up for a good joke, even farting jokes!

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  2. KarinWed Aug 19, 06:11:00 AM 2009

    Oh. My. Gosh. I don't usually laugh out loud, but that was GREAT!

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  3. Lori (sugarandgrits)Wed Aug 19, 07:09:00 AM 2009

    I got this in an email recently! It is TOO funny!! Winnie, I had to share it with my hubby as well. LOL

    Thanks Camy, I needed that this morning!

    ~ Lori

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  4. AnonymousWed Aug 19, 08:27:00 AM 2009

    Holy moly that was funny! Nice!

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  5. AnonymousWed Aug 19, 08:52:00 AM 2009

    OMGOODNESS! Lovely! Thanks for the joke Camy, and tell your friend I said thanks too.

    * Honey

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  6. librarypatWed Aug 19, 08:09:00 PM 2009

    I don't usually like these types of jokes, but this one cracked me up.

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  7. Danica FavoriteWed Aug 19, 08:47:00 PM 2009

    LOL!!

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