Captain’s Log, Stardate 12.02.2005 This time it’s Robin ’s fault. Seven Things to Do Before I Die (Lord willing): 1. The salvation of my family and friends. 2. An eating tour of Europe—who cares about sight-seeing? I want to eat the food! 3. Visit the Holy Land 4. Become a successful author 5. Learn to write a book as fast as Robin or Cheryl 6. Learn to speed read 7. Read all the books in my office. Seven Things I Cannot Do: 1. Eat uni (sea urchin) sushi 2. I am human, so I’m capable of any sin thanks to our sinful nature, but I’d like to think I’d never cheat on my husband. 3. Stop eating potato chips 4. Pass up a free book 5. Stay off the internet 6. Stop coveting more purses 7. Think I have enough books Seven Things that Attract Me to My Spouse [romantic interest, best friend, whomever](not necessarily in this order!): 1. Oooh, he’s a cutie. 2. He plays volleyball! I love volleyball. Plus he’s athletic. 3...