The life of a married couple

I walk into the TV room to put something away. I happen to see the mixed martial arts fight that Captain Caffeine is watching.

Me: “Ugh! He’s covered in blood! Aaack! He’s still bleeding! I can’t watch this!”

I leave the room in a hurry.

The Captain turns around. “Did you say something?”

Comments

FredTownWard said…

Thus Captain Caffeine displays his wisdom; a more foolish man would have asked this question,

"Did you say something important?"

Wed Mar 06, 09:21:00 AM 2013

Camy Tang said…

ROFL!!! Good thing he's smart!

Wed Mar 06, 06:00:00 PM 2013

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