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Captain's Log, Stardate 03.30.2009

I got this from Pam Hillman. She is Sleezy Farkletush.

My NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE. DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = d orfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscui ts
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = s prinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W.. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

What are you???

Comments

  1. Looks like you got some flood...

    Well, I tried the little game you proposed - and am happy to introduce you Mr. Sloopy Dippinsniffer. Quite surrealistic...!

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  2. Wow! Haven't read that book in six or seven year. Love the Captain Underpants series.

    Say hello to Tootsie PottyBrains.

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  3. I am now Sloopy Pottybiscuits!
    Such an elegant new name.
    Thanks, Cindi

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  4. LOL. What a hoot! I'm Crusty pottyhump.
    ROTFL

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  5. How fun!

    I'm Snooty Chickennose.

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  6. hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....

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  7. Dorky Chuckledunkin

    Niiiiiiice!!!! :) lol

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  8. Very funny game you've got here....I am happy to introduce myself: Snickle Farklehump. Nice to meet you! : )

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  9. Sloopy Chickenbutt here. LOL Such a nice name. I remember doing this with my family once... what a hoot!

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  10. Boobie Pottydoodle signing in!

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