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The Mom Song

Captain's Log, Supplemental

I just got the link to this from my friend Ruth Logan Herne, and I have to say, it’s hilarious! All you moms (and anyone who still remembers living at home) will love this!

The Mom Song (William Tell Overture) by Anita Renfroe
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  1. Sarah VarlandThu Oct 25, 06:23:00 AM 2007

    This has nothing to do with the actual post here...but I just wanted to say that I can't believe I have to wait until February for Only Uni, but it'll be worth it! LOVED Sushi For One? =)

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  2. Tina Ann ForknerThu Oct 25, 06:39:00 AM 2007

    Oh yeah. This is too funny. I showed it to my daughter last week and she didn't get it until the part where she said, "don't make me come down there..."

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  3. UnknownThu Oct 25, 07:43:00 AM 2007

    This was so funny that my kids even enjoyed it. Then my 13 year old son said, "Some of that sounds familiar."

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