Maybe I think this is funny only because I work with teens.

But I think this is hilarious! I got this from a friend on Facebook.

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MicheleMon Apr 16, 12:46:00 PM 2012
Lol, maybe it's just 'cause we like silly jokes!! :D
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Camy TangMon Apr 16, 02:00:00 PM 2012
LOL Okay I'll go with that!
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