Non PC but hilarious

Captain's Log, Stardate 12.31.2008

Apologies in advance to chicken lovers (most notably my friend Shelley Adina) but I thought this was hilarious. I got this off the background image of Cheryl Wyatt's Twitter page.

Comments

Anonymous said…

Oh yeah, that's funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Happy New Year's Eve.

Wed Dec 31, 05:26:00 AM 2008

Anonymous said…

LOL! That's hilarious.

Wed Dec 31, 12:01:00 PM 2008

Anonymous said…

Hi Camy. I emailed you a little while ago about having won a copy of Single Sashimi. I have still not received the book and was wondering if you received my email. Donny & (the word not the symbol) Shelly at yahooo dot com.

Wed Dec 31, 06:13:00 PM 2008

Cheryl Wyatt said…

This just came to me in a Google alert...three years late. LOLOLOL! Too funny. Love ya!
Cheryl

Fri Feb 03, 05:45:00 PM 2012

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