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Lady Wynwood #7 early release Kickstarter

I worked on my first Kickstarter and it got approved! It’s for the Special Edition Hardcover of Lady Wynwood’s Spies, volume 1: Archer and the release of Lady Wynwood’s Spies, volume 7: Spinster. I contacted my graphic designer about the Special Edition Hardcover of vol. 1: Archer—it’s going to be SO beautiful! The Kickstarter focuses on the Special Edition Hardcover, but it’ll also include vol. 7: Spinster so that it’ll sort of be like a launch day for vol. 7, too. A third special thing that’ll be in the Kickstarter is Special Edition Paperbacks of all the books in the series. They won’t be available in stores, just in the Kickstarter (and later, from my website, and also in my Patreon book box tiers if I decide to do them). The Kickstarter is not live yet, but you can follow it to be alerted when it has launched. (You may need to create a free Kickstarter account.) Follow Camy’s Kickstarter

Psychological breakthrough

Captain's Log, Stardate 01.29.2008

I got this from my friend Missy Tippens:

Psychological breakthrough...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

Comments

Ausjenny said…
oh thats so funny
Melissa Markham said…
ROFLOL! That is too funny! Now I have to go email it to my friends:)
Winter Peck said…
LOL! I'm dying over here.

Just yesterday I found a survival guide for men during hormonal crisis.
Brenda said…
Ha ha! That's great. At first I thought it was a serious study, so I'm sitting here thinking if it's true for me. And then I read the whole thing, and I thought, yup--that sounds about right.
Anonymous said…
Oh then at 30, I must be in menopausal already!
Missy Tippens said…
Wasn't that hysterical! I thought it was serious at first, too. :)

I'm trying to remember who sent it to me. I think it was my husband!! LOL

Missy
Anonymous said…
Aww, come on, can't they do one more study??
Amy said…
lol, thanks for that!
Nedra J. Smith said…
So, silly, I love it! I needed that chuckle. Be blessed!
Anonymous said…
That was great.

I have something for you.

http://michellegregory.blogspot.com/2008/01/thank-you-donetta.html

Am I starting to look like a stalker? Or maybe a groupie?

Michelle
Delia said…
LOL!!! That's hilarious!! I've got to show it to my husband!
Julie Lessman said…
LOL, I just DID show it to me husband. He was not amused. :)

Hugs,
Julie

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