Monday, September 04, 2006

Youth group is killing my diet

Captain's Log, Stardate 09.04.2006


Writing: I posted another "Health and the Writer" post at WriterQuotes, and another synopsis tip at myStory Sensei blog.

Diet: Youth group is going to kill me. Or more specifically, my diet.

We started youth group meetings again this past Saturday after taking August off. After every meeting, we have chips, cookies, and soda for the kids.

I can usually hold back on the soda because it eats away at the enamel on my teeth (read: pain), but I have a hard time keeping my grubby hands off those chips. And sometimes the cookies, too, if they’re good ones.

It’s just that they’re there. You know what I’m talking about. They lie there crying, Eat me! Eat me!

Brain dislocates from stomach, and hand reaches into the chip bowl.

I need more self-control. That or chop off my hand.