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I worked on my first Kickstarter and it got approved! It’s for the Special Edition Hardcover of Lady Wynwood’s Spies, volume 1: Archer and the release of Lady Wynwood’s Spies, volume 7: Spinster. I contacted my graphic designer about the Special Edition Hardcover of vol. 1: Archer—it’s going to be SO beautiful! The Kickstarter focuses on the Special Edition Hardcover, but it’ll also include vol. 7: Spinster so that it’ll sort of be like a launch day for vol. 7, too. A third special thing that’ll be in the Kickstarter is Special Edition Paperbacks of all the books in the series. They won’t be available in stores, just in the Kickstarter (and later, from my website, and also in my Patreon book box tiers if I decide to do them). The Kickstarter is not live yet, but you can follow it to be alerted when it has launched. (You may need to create a free Kickstarter account.) Follow Camy’s Kickstarter

I GOT A CONTRACT!

Captain’s Log, Stardate 03.29.2006

I had a wonderfully funny blog post planned for today, but I got sidetracked by some news yesterday!

Zondervan has offered me a three-book contract on my Asian chick-lit series! I’m still stunned by everything that’s happened.

The series is actually a 4-book projected Asian chick-lit series about four cousins who fall under the infamous family title "Oldest Single Female Cousin," and their ruthless, wealthy grandma applies pressure on each of them to improve their lack of love interests. I think the first book is tentatively scheduled to be released in August 2007.

The blurb on the series is on my website here.

Brandilyn Collins posted to the ACFW loop about my writing journey, and Tamara Cooper asked that I share it. And since you all know how much I like to talk, here it is.

My writing journey:

Like most writers, I have wanted to write since I was very young. (In high school, I wrote a fantasy novel that will never see the light of day again. Hopefully my parents will never want to blackmail me for some reason.)

However, God rebuked my attitude about my writing. I was more interested in seeing my name on a book cover than in glorifying Him. And then He told me to set it down.

Ooooh, you can imagine the fireworks when He told me that. That’s like asking a reader not to read, or a child not to play with toys. I will spare you the gory details of that particular war. Eventually, I did lay it down. And I never wrote another story all through college and the years afterward.

In December 2002, I was laid off from my biotech job. It was unexpected, but I had a great severance package (this was the height of the boom in Silicon Valley) and I spent the next 10 months blissfully denying the fact I had to work again at some point.

During my sabbatical, God impressed on me His approval again for my writing. Boy, don’t need to tell me twice! Plus now I had tons of time to do it.

The first thing I did was search the web for how to write. I joined ACFW in late 2003 and started soaking up information from the e-mail discussion loop. I joined a critique group and read all the archived workshops.

I started my first book since that horrendous fantasy from my teen years. This time I chose a romance novel, which eventually morphed into a chick-lit because I discovered I’d rather tell a story all about the girl. LOL.

Originally, my manuscript THE CORINTHIAN RULES was a stand-alone story with Caucasian characters, but I felt God telling me to consider another option. I don’t quite remember when I decided to switch the characters to Asian characters, but at the time it was a real risk, since there were no multicultural characters being published in the CBA. THE CORINTHIAN RULES became the first book of a four-book series called Single Sushi.

I read TECHNIQUES OF THE SELLING WRITER by Dwight Swain (I swear, this was before I ever knew Randy Ingermanson) and it completely changed my writing. Then I discovered this pesky Snowflake writing method and realized I was a die-hard plotter.

In the meantime, I went back to work (blech) at a biotech company.

In March 2004, I went to the Mt. Hermon Christian Writers Conference, my first writing conference ever, where I met Sharon Hinck, Meredith Efken and Marilynn Griffith. These women played a very significant part of my writing journey that year.

Sharon became my online writing mentor. Meredith was my conference “mentor” technically for the ACFW conference in Denver later that year, but she mentored me for Mt. Hermon since that was sooner. Mary both encouraged me and invited me to participate in a chick-lit anthology idea, as well as sucking me into WordPraize and FaithChick.

I met a ton of other people there, including Brandilyn Collins, who recognized me in the lunch line as the Asian girl with the ponytail. Kristin Billerbeck and Laura Jensen Walker encouraged me to consider chick-lit, and Randy Ingermanson was just this weird physicist who taught Fiction 101 with Brandilyn. I also met Donna Fleisher, who had that weekend been offered a contract with Zondervan when she submitted her manuscript WOUNDED HEALER to the Mt. Hermon editorial review.

The highlight of Mt. Hermon that year was when Jenny Baumgartner gave me a very kind critique (not just review) of THE CORINTHIAN RULES, and suggested SELF-EDITING FOR FICTION WRITERS by Renni Browne and Dave King. That book bumped my writing up to the next level, and Sharon Hinck critiqued my manuscript during the next few months.

I met my three friends Pamela James, Heather Tipton and Cheryl Wyatt through the Steeple Hill discussion boards and the ACFW loop. We have prayed for and encouraged each other ever since.

Before I had revised it with Sharon, I had entered THE CORINTHIAN RULES in the ACRW Noble Theme contest that year (2004), and it completely bombed.

I attended the ACRW/ACFW 2004 conference in Denver, Colorado, and it truly changed my life. The workshops were phenomenal. I met editors, agents, authors, and writers.

One very significant part of that conference was that Sue Brower, the Zondervan Marketing Director, attended and took appointments. I met with her and she must have liked me despite my messing up my pitch right in the middle of it and feeling like a complete goober while I talked to her. She requested THE CORINTHIAN RULES (although now, looking back, I really wonder why), which she said she would send to the acquisitions editors.

And the Fab Four was prayed over by Brandilyn Collins.

Brandilyn gave us that name. We went into the prayer room the last day of the conference, because Cheryl wanted prayer for her painful hip. Brandilyn ended up praying for all of us. For me, she affirmed my decision to “write my heritage”—my Asian characters—even though I hadn’t even told her about my concern about it, and there still wasn’t much of a market for multicultural characters in the CBA, much less a multicultural chick-lit. (Other authors like Mary Griffith would break ground in that area in the coming year.)

I queried agent #1 who eventually signed me on as a client, but when he shopped a significantly revised CORINTHIAN RULES, it got a resounding NO from all publishers. There is something just wrong in getting three rejections from three different publishers in a single day. Three kicks to the gut in a row would be kinder.

I wanted to work on something I deeply cared about, so I started BITTER DRAGON, an Asian suspense with a martial-arts-trained heroine and delving into the controversial issues of embryonic stem cell therapy and human cloning.

In the meantime, I was learning and studying the craft like crazy. I participated in discussion loops, I took online classes, I formed solid critique partners who “got” chick-lit, which was still in the infant stages of growth in the CBA. I started my blog, set up my website, and started a monthly newsletter group. I wanted to promote Christian fiction, so I started giving away books in a monthly website contest. I finished BITTER DRAGON and then started on a chick-lit manuscript, THE TWELVE DATES OF CHRISTMAS.

Through ACFW, I discovered other local Christian writers Shelley Bates, Marilyn Hilton, Margaret Maclean, Dineen Miller, and MaryLu Tyndall. We’ve been friends ever since, and we encourage each other with prayer and lots of good food (check out my post on Dineen’s raclette!).

My husband started work at a really great company, and I started thinking about trying to write full-time. This wasn’t a frivolous decision. Most writers can’t afford to write full-time until they at least become multi-published and develop a large reader following. But I had been feeling a pull in my spirit, and I talked it over with my husband. I fasted. Marilyn Hilton gave me advice and prayed with me. And I quit my job in August 2005 with a six-month time limit to see if I could get a contract. If I didn’t, I’d find another job. In this area of the country, it actually wouldn’t be that hard for me.

Three days after I turned in my resignation, I found out my manuscript BITTER DRAGON had finaled in the ACFW Noble Theme contest. I hadn’t asked for God to affirm my decision to quit, but that was like lightning across the sky. Or my favorite pink Dooney and Bourke purse at 50% off.

I kept attending conferences (Mt. Hermon, RWA National conference in Reno, NV) and then made it to ACFW in Nashville, TN.

I took the Fiction Mentoring Clinic with Gayle Roper and it literally changed my entire writing journey. Gayle is wonderfully giving and encouraging, and she’s a phenomenal teacher. If you ever get a chance to attend one of her Fiction Mentoring Clinics, do it. You won’t be disappointed.

Then I nearly had a heart attack when I won the Mystery/Suspense/Thriller category of the Noble Theme contest.

I remember being completely floored. I remember hyperventilating. I remember shaking like I had run the Boston Marathon. I don’t remember walking up to get my certificate (although I do remember telling Lena Dooley thank you). I remember Greg Williamson with his pink tie (Was it pink? Or was it his shirt that was masquerading as a carnation? Regardless, it was pretty) grinning like a Cheshire cat.

The timing was all God. I had been feeling insecure about my writing because earlier that year, the last door closed on my chick-lit manuscript, and I didn’t know what direction to take. BITTER DRAGON had a hot issue in it, and I wasn’t certain a CBA publisher would touch it with a ten-foot pole.

Everything at that ACFW conference was like God affirming to me, “This is the path I’ve set you on. Walk in it.”

Agent #1 and I parted ways in September, and I signed with Wendy Lawton from Books and Such Literary Agency in October. She suggested that I completely revamp the old chick-lit series Single Sushi, and I came up with the idea for SOLO SASHIMI. (THE CORINTHIAN RULES got renamed to ONLY UNI.)

(The funny thing about SOLO SASHIMI is that I wrote it while I was recovering from my second ACL surgery—you read that right, my second surgery. Same knee. Guess what happens to my heroine? She tears her ACL. Twice.)

Wendy is friends with editor Karen Ball and pitched Single Sushi to her. Marketing Director Sue Brower (remember from ACFW Denver 2004?) had remembered me and THE CORINTHIAN RULES (I hadn’t even spilled food on her! I couldn’t believe she remembered me, especially since I had messed up my pitch. I was heartily embarrassed she remembered THE CORINTHIAN RULES, which I never wanted to look at ever again, it’s so amateurish). Sue and Karen believed in me and in the Single Sushi series, and pushed SOLO SASHIMI through committee.

I got the call from Wendy on Tuesday night, March 28th. Zondervan was a go. After much screaming and shrieking, I sat there and felt like I’d been brained with a 2x4. Seriously. Then I called my friends—among them, Robin Miller, who posted the news on the loop.

I can’t begin to describe the amazing, overwhelming feeling in my chest when I opened my e-mail today to over a hundred messages of congratulations from ACFW and FHL members. I was in tears. My heart ached fiercely. The Christian writing community is the most wonderful fellowship of brothers and sisters. This contract is as much their celebration as mine.

I know I’ve probably forgotten to mention some people who played a part in this writing journey, and I do apologize. Holes form in the brain as you age, you know. And those gamma rays from your computer monitor really wreak havoc on your long- and short-term memory. “Look! I have a castle!”

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hi Camy, This was so awesome to hear how the Lord worked in your life to bring you along on this journey. You have been faithful to learn and do all you can, and now He has opened the door for you! yeah! Give it your best. I can't wait to read you books. Blessings, Carrie Turansky
Anonymous said…
Camy, I am so happy for and so proud of you! What a blessing your books are going to be! I'll be standing in line next August to be the first to get your book, you can count on that! Congratulations again!
Camy - You've followed God's plan for you--perhaps kicking and screaming--but you did it. When we follow the Lord, He gives us our hearts desire. I'm so proud of you and thrilled.

Blessings,
Gail Martin
Anonymous said…
Congratulations, Camy! And welcome to Zondervan. It's a great company. Enjoy all of your experiences as this first book works its way through the editing process and right into your hands as a bound book.

Robin
Anonymous said…
Congratulations! And to think I can say "I knew her when. . ."

Michelle
Stuart said…
Rock on, Camy! God is good and faithul. :) So happy for ya.
Brenda Coulter said…
Camy, babe, I'm so happy for you. What a thrilling ride!
C.J. Darlington said…
Major congrats from a fellow ACFWer! You've worked long and hard. Enjoy the whole process--and trust the Lord always. He'll stand by you through it all.
WOOHOOO Camy rocks!!!!

Hunny I'm SO proud of you!
Pam Hillman said…
Awesome story, Camy. Your ship...ah...castle, has just come in!
Anonymous said…
Yaaahhhooobeeeedooobeeedoooo!!!

So fun, so cool, so awesome! Walking a step everyday, following the path set before us, then being given the chance to turn around and see how far we've come.

Thank You, Lord, for giving us the path, for leading us along on it, and for these precious moments when we can stop for just a few seconds to look back. Lead us on! We love You and trust You and thank You!

See ya soon, newest Z-sistah!
: )
donna

P.S. But you know what I said last December on my blog ... this really ain't all that much of a huge surprise ... ; )
Camy, I'm so thrilled you'll be with us at Zondervan.

Remember how, when He impressed on me to pray for writing your heritage, we were all kind of puzzled? Well, boy, howdy, we're not puzzled anymore. God always knows what He's doing, even when His words sound strange to us.

Thank you, God, for what You've done for Camy. And, Camy--as I said on ACFW--you've earned this. I've seen how hard you've worked. I am absolutely thrilled for you.

~ Brandilyn
Anonymous said…
Great, great post, Camy. I wanted to hear every teensy word. What a thrill. I can't wait to read the book. God bless you, chick
Anonymous said…
Congrats!
Anonymous said…
It was really, really interesting to read about your writing journey. It shows again and again how God is working in your life for His glory. I'm so proud of you, of knowing you and so glad that God led me, through a comment you made on another blog, to you and the Christian fiction area, though I was already familiar with another Christian writer's blog: Angela Benson who wrote "The Amen Sisters".

Hugs and congratulations on getting that wonderful contract. It all comes down to God's timing for you. I hope you'll still have some time to blog and let us know how things are going. I know you'll be busy.

God's guidance and blessing on what He gives you to write.
Pammer said…
Awesome journey, girl. I am happy for you.

I am still praying. :0)

Hugs.
Anonymous said…
Congratulations, Camy!!!!!! You so deserve this. Wish you much success in the future! :)
Kassiani said…
Kung Hei! (That's Cantonese for Congrats!)

Great to know that more Asian characters are getting written. ;)

Speaking as an Asian of course.
Unknown said…
Camy, I'm as excited for you as if I'd received the contract! Of every aspiring author I know, I think you're the most deserving. I knew you were on the verge of a contract and I was right! Congratulations sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Anonymous said…
Blessings Camy! What an inspiring story about your writing journey! Thank you for sharing. ACFW is a wonderful place for Christian writers. I am looking forward to reading your books!
Malia Spencer said…
Camy I am so happy for you! You totally deserve this. Congratulations to a wonderful person. I'll never forget the way you've always been willing to help me out with my stuff and provided a lot of encouragement. I really appreciate that. May this be just the start of a long and fruitful career for you.

Love,

Malia
Camy-girl, LOVED reading this. You did not go on too long. LOL! I'm so tickled I get to be around to see all this wonderful stuff happen to you! And we'll be in the wings for you when you need some extra strength for those upcoming deadlines. Knock 'em dead, girl!
Unknown said…
Camy,

Congratulations! Thanks for sharing your inspiring journey. I'm looking forward to reading the Single Sushi Series. Way to go!
Anonymous said…
Congratulations again, Camy! Thanks for sharing the story. Keep us all posted on your journey to publication!
Anonymous said…
CONGRATULATIONS again lol. I enjoyed reading about your journey to this point! Awesome. :)
Anonymous said…
I'm so proud of your Camy! You took the leap of faith and stayed committed to your dream. Congratulations!!!!!
Lisa Jordan said…
Camy,

Your post is such an encouragement to those of us still trying to break into print.

God is so good. His timing may frustrate us, but when He gives us a glimpse of the bigger picture, the waiting is worth it!
Alyson and Ford said…
Wonderful reading about your work efforts, your love of God and finding sucesses. Congratulations!
I will follow along.....

Alyson
Where Children Come First www.fumch.org
Tanya said…
Cami: THANK YOU for sharing your story from the beginning. People tend to think writing a book happens easily, that publication is a simple process. It is so encouraging to read your journey of faithfulness -- and God's faithfulness to the passion He's given you! One question: how did you keep discouragement at bay? I mean, this was a long journey with several ups and downs. I amdire your perseverance. I fear I'm lacking. Anyway, thank you for your example!
Robert Parrish said…
What a wonderful story, Camy. It brought tears to my eyes and envy to my dark heart. I happened to attend the 2006 ACFW where you received yet another contract(?) and the excitement you felt. How awesome! My first royalty-pubbed MS comes out in 2009 (I hope!).

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