Captain's Log, Stardate 05.25.2007

Don't you think it looks like she's hungover?
"Oh, my aching head ..."
or
"I kowtow to you, O Mistress of the Universe ..."
or
"I'm exhausted trying to corral these stupid humans to do my bidding. I'm calling it a day."
Comments
"You think I really care that your plot just took a nose dive?"
or
"I'm not budging until you make me more doggy treats."
or
"Yeah, that's what you said last time I tracked dirt in the house."
Give her a good scritch for me!