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Captain's Log, Stardate 05.02.2005

Angie Poole, the nut, tagged me today.

"It's part of a new meme that is travelling through the blogosphere. The idea is if you're tagged, you need to choose 3 (or more if you like) occupations from the list below and then finish the sentence for each that you've chosen.

"You then tag three more people who must do the same. You can add more occupations to the list when you pass it on but you must choose your 3 from the list provided by the person who tagged you. You're also asked to trackback to the blogger who tagged you if you know how."

Here's the list:

If I could be a scientist…

If I could be a farmer…

If I could be a musician…

If I could be a doctor…

If I could be a painter…

If I could be a gardener…

If I could be a missionary…

If I could be a chef…

If I could be an architect…

If I could be a linguist…

If I could be a psychologist…

If I could be a librarian…

If I could be an athlete…

If I could be a lawyer…

If I could be an innkeeper…

If I could be a professor…

If I could be a writer…

If I could be a llama-rider…

If I could be a bonnie pirate…

If I could be a service member…

If I could be a photographer…

If I could be a philanthropist…

If I could be a rap artist…

If I could be a child actor…

If I could be a secret agent…

If I could be a comedian/comedienne…

If I could be a priest...

If I could be a radio announcer...

If I could be a phlebotomist...

If I could be Paris Hilton's stylist...

If I could be a movie producer...

If I could be the CEO of Microsoft...

If I could be an accountant…

If I could be a scientist, I'd do a neato "Biology for Writers" workshop and get paid oodles of money. Wait, I am a scientist. But who in their right mind would want a workshop on Biology? That's about as useful to a writer as a workshop on lamp bulbs. Maybe I can specialize in something useful to a suspense writer. Like viral agents or contagious diseases. Except I know nothing about viral agents and contagious diseases, I work with cancer cell lines and test cell culture products.

If I could be a secret agent, I'd be as cool as Sydney Bristow on "Alias." OH YEAH BABY!

If I could be an innkeeper, I'd open a huge posh resort in Hawaii that caters to the upper ten thousand with every luxury imaginable. As long as they pay for it. No, wait. Some of those rich people are way rude and weird. Who wants to deal with them? Maybe I'll be rich and reputable enough that if a guest acts all hissy-prissy, I can ban them from the resort and my resort is so discriminatory that no one wants to be banned.

Tagging: Heather, Squirl and Pammer

Yes I'm cheating but I don't care.

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