Climactic scene = girdle

I’m writing the synopsis/outline for a cozy mystery for Guideposts, and trying to think of a “climactic scene” for the end is starting to feel like trying to squeeze yourself into a girdle two sizes too small. You shove and twist and try different positions like a yoga master and nothing is working.

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Amy said…

Maybe I'm just in a weird mood today (in the background my children play hide-and-seek with their stuffed animals--that about sums up my day). I read this post title and totally expected you to be soliciting reader ideas for a conundrum involving a girdle that might make a fantastic story climax. :)

Fri May 18, 05:30:00 PM 2012

Camy Tang said…

ROFL!!!!!!! Now that made my day!

Fri May 18, 07:55:00 PM 2012

Susan F. said…

It gives quite a picture for my mind, lol.

Sat May 19, 10:27:00 AM 2012

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