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Captain’s Log, Supplemental

Captain Caffeine and I were watching last week’s episode of the TV show CSI and it was one of those funny episodes as opposed to their more serious ones (I wish they’d get back on the Dr. Jekyll serial killer! Way cool!).

Anyway, poor Henry, one of the lab techs, has had some practical jokes played on him and he blames Hodges, who is admittedly one of my least favorite characters but he’s also one of the most unique characters I’ve seen on TV.

Henry:

”Back off, man. I’m a toxicologist. I know every odorless, colorless, vomit-inducing liquid known to man. You think about that the next time you eat lunch.”

I heard that and just howled. Captain Caffeine says it’s my geeky biologist side.

I’m like, Come on, other people think it’s funny too, right? Right?

Comments

Sarah said…

I watched it and found that line really funny,too! Better watch your lunch when Henry around!!

Thu Apr 22, 12:34:00 AM 2010

Anonymous said…

That is a great line. I haven't seen that episode, but I chuckled when I read that line just now.

~Sasafras

Thu Apr 22, 05:11:00 AM 2010

Winter said…

Why certainly! (I say in my best Curly voice.)

Guess that's why I watch Castle, for the great lines. Cause I'm certainly not watching it for it's police procedure!

Fri Apr 23, 08:39:00 AM 2010

Camy Tang said…

Guys, thanks for the affirmation that I'm not just a dork. :)

Winnie--LOL Is the police procedure really that bad?

Fri Apr 23, 02:25:00 PM 2010

Holly Magnuson said…

That was probably one of the all-time classic lines in CSI. And "Henry" delivered it perfectly.

Fellow Geeks Unite!

Mon Apr 26, 06:32:00 PM 2010

Camy Tang said…

He totally delivered it with panache! I loved it!

Tue Apr 27, 11:17:00 PM 2010

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