Thursday, August 20, 2009

None of that sissy stuff

Captain's Log, Stardate 08.20.2009

Camy here: I know I just posted a joke, but I'm sick today and this cheered me up. :)

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card--just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--after I laugh my butt off!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

5 comments :

  1. This is cool! I already emailed it to all my friends!

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  2. Awesome! I am so TOTALLY sending this to all my friends! And BTW, I love it much more than all the other friend memes I've seen. It completely describes the relationship between my friends and me!

    ~Sasafras

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  3. Love it! Love it! Don't have ten friends to send it to, but at least I have more than 4 (5, to be exact).

    And Sasafras, it describes me and my friends too!

    Erin

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